Words from on high; sports and otherwise
It’s not the meth, it’s the gluten (00:13) Man hates Portland, but helps keep it weird (8:48) Inspired by a tunnel…and PCP (13:06) If you have any feedback for us, send mail to reasonsareseveral@gmail.com. Thanks for listening! Related links: Local police department offering to test your meth for gluten for free Man arrested after ‘masturbating …
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Stop auto-DMing Neil (03:41) Nascar Minute (09:30) Tom Brady takes the Madden jinx head on (12:17) Neil attempts to answer crazy NFL and NBA combine questions (22:41) 2016 baby names have some real head scratchers (30:58) Fashion alert: stop selling thrashed jeans for $300 (49:19) Fashion alert: the best suit you’ll ever buy (56:37) Choose …
Read More Episode 168: Fashion Police
What to do with our bodies when we’re dead (00:13) If you have any feedback for us, send mail to reasonsareseveral@gmail.com. Thanks for listening! Related links: The biodegradable burial pod that turns your body into a tree
Read More Bonus: Death wishes
Dominating the public skate (01:15) Nike’s Breaking 2 – NOT Electric Boogaloo (05:55) Nascar Minute (19:22) Sports euphemisms: Hockey (22:47) April movie reviews (46:19) The Fate of the Furious; Going in Style; Free Fire; The Promise; The Circle; How to be a Latin Lover Nude beach logistics (59:20) Outro – “Flava in Ya Ear” (1994) …
Read More Episode 167: Get the puck out of here
Happy National Masturbation Month (0:13) Orgasms of the Galaxy (04:23) If you have any feedback for us, send mail to reasonsareseveral@gmail.com. Thanks for listening! Related links: Yes, you can now pleasure yourself for a good cause You can now buy Guardians of the Galaxy-themed sex toys
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Urban Cowboy school function (02:24) NFL Draft had a couple surprises (05:04) Rosters (and goofy logos) are set for the BIG3 basketball league (13:18) Nascar Minute (25:33) Diving in Soccer (27:10) Adam Jones v. Racist Dicks (32:32) Are adult dormitories the cure to modern isolation? (41:19) Amazon wants to help you get dressed and whisper …
Read More Episode 166 – Track bottoms errday
College professor accidentally sends students to porn site for their assignment (00:13) It ain’t easy to call a tennis match when two people are going at it next door (04:47) If you have any feedback for us, send mail to reasonsareseveral@gmail.com. Thanks for listening! Related links: Philosophy professor sends out weekly assignment with very wrong …
Read More Bonus: Shower time!
Golden State sneaks by Portland and Westbrook gets into it with a reporter (00:59) Some thoughts on the NFL Draft this week (12:46) Nascar Minute (24:17) Thoughts on MLS (29:19) Which 1990s musicians did we want to be or date? (40:04) Outro – “Flava in Ya Ear” (1994) by Craig Mack Find us on twitter …
Read More Episode 165: No Offense
Stone Cold Creamery (00:27) Thor trailer (04:13) NBA Playoffs: Matt is angered by mouthguard chewing and excessive carrying (06:58) Some NFL rule changes (16:16) Nascar Minute (21:00) Will Neil Watch It? – May movies (23:00) – King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (23:55) – Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2 (28:17) – Snatched (33:06) – …
Read More Episode 164: Gripes for the Picking
Sex works like truth serum (00:13) Where to bone when not at home? (05:05) Dine and dash…into the ocean (10:23) If you have any feedback for us, send mail to reasonsareseveral@gmail.com. Thanks for listening! Related links: Having an orgasm makes you more likely to reveal your deepest secrets The 4 craziest places people keep having …
Read More Bonus: Where we get busy, what we say afterward and bailing on the bill